With our trip to Florida coming up this summer, including stops at Biscayne National Park, Dry Tortuga National Park, and Everglades National Park, I’ve been planning to take the inflatable kayak along.

If I had the discretionary income, or if they wanted to let me demo one, I would love to try one of these fantastic Crystal Kayaks instead.

As Lenny Pepperbottom would say, “You can tell it’s a Crystal Kayak because of how it is.”

How awesome would it be to drag a coral reef with nothing beneath your feet? How creepy would it be to float along a gator-filled stream with your feet looking like slabs of bacon?

I’m not quite sure my heart could take the idea of seeing a shark circling underneath. But, I sure would try. Crystal Kayaks, hook me up, maybe?